you only jizz once* *unless you’re a beast ;)
Take a good look at yourself.
What are you living for? What sets every day apart? Are you doing something for yourself? Are you working towards your goals? Do those goals even matter? What are your real dreams? Go back to when you were 5 years old. What did you want to do then? What are you doing right now? Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Complacency is the demise of mortals. Never stop dreaming, working, achieving,...
itsjeremiah: You are reading the words of someone who’s body will rot in the ground in less than 40 years. *whose
itsjeremiah: “Take my cum, Judy!” the defendant retorted after being accused of stealing the invisibility cloak as he approached the bench and started blowing his load upon the judges face. I’M SNORTING
Anonymous asked: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MUAHAHAH
Anonymous asked: I've almost got you figured out haha
The text I didn't send
Robert Paulson: My dear! I miss you very much! 10:28 PM
Me: Truth is you're a stage 5 clinger when I TOLD YOU I HAVE A FIANCE.
The ultimate pinacle of narcissism is an artist admiring his or her own work.
how many fucking blogs and twitter accounts do you have i fucking love you never forget that
omg stage 5
Robert Paulson: Where you moving? Can I come with you :) 11:03 PM
Me: LA 11:05 PM
Robert Paulson: I am coming with you 11:17 PM
Me: my fiance is really protective he would beat you up 12:31 AM
Robert Paulson: Why? You hate me? 12:31 AM
Me: Haha he just doesn't want other guys around me lol. 12:41 AM
boobs: no ass
ass: no boobs
ass and boobs: ugly face
no ass, no boobs: pretty face
ass, boobs, and pretty face: slut
Me: *Tries not to Google celebrities*
Me: Oh, fuck it
Robert Paulson: Wow amazing! What a karma! We must have some kind of karma! Such a small world when the karma is on the moving!
parents: its time for the sex talk
me: what would you like to know?
me: I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
me: who's this fucking whore
person: do you have a boyfriend?
me: are you making fun of me
If you are reading this then this warning is for... →
itsjeremiah: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything...
Dear One Direction,
You don’t know you’re beautiful—that’s what makes you beautiful So if I start believing I’m beautiful, I won’t be beautiful anymore? Sincerely, Confused Girls