things that don’t belong var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); x Tumblr (3.0; @serenavg)http://serenavg.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m172w5tjlK1qjke10o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26801932130http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26801932130Sun, 08 Jul 2012 21:57:23 -0400<p><em>you only jizz once*</em></p> <p><em>*unless you&#8217;re a beast ;)</em></p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26654796716http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26654796716Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:05:34 -0400yolotext<p>What are you living for? What sets every day apart? Are you doing something for yourself? Are you working towards your goals? Do those goals even matter? What are your real dreams? Go back to when you were 5 years old. What did you want to do then? What are you doing right now? Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Complacency is the demise of mortals. Never stop dreaming, working, achieving, succeeding. </p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26443961766http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26443961766Tue, 03 Jul 2012 17:20:00 -0400ranttextwritinginspiration<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsjeremiah.tumblr.com/post/26333029462/you-are-reading-the-words-of-someone-whos-body">itsjeremiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You are reading the words of someone who’s body will rot in the ground in less than 40 years.</p> </blockquote> <p>*whose</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26343430177http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/26343430177Mon, 02 Jul 2012 09:08:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsjeremiah.tumblr.com/post/25843737788/take-my-cum-judy-the-defendant-retorted-after">itsjeremiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“Take my cum, Judy!” the defendant retorted after being accused of stealing the invisibility cloak as he approached the bench and started blowing his load upon the judges face.</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m660wh0rrp1qfd3x7.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I&#8217;M SNORTING</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25852051521http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25852051521Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:06:20 -0400itsjeremiah<p>You get a gold star.</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25670489233http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25670489233Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:30:00 -0400askanonymous<p>Nice :) you’re almost there.</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25642645024http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25642645024Fri, 22 Jun 2012 08:49:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mztzpmIT1qm5zu7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25632443873http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25632443873Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:31:05 -0400giffamily guy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m609jfMMXv1rna055o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25632413967http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25632413967Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:30:21 -0400pokemonRobert Paulson: My dear! I miss you very much! 10:28 PM<br /> Me: Truth is you're a stage 5 clinger when I TOLD YOU I HAVE A FIANCE. http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25621913350http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25621913350Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:14:37 -0400clingystage 5chatdialogue<p>The ultimate pinacle of narcissism is an artist admiring his or her own work.</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25578087528http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25578087528Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:39:00 -0400narcissimartartistminequoteyolo<p>how many fucking blogs and twitter accounts do you have</p> <p>i fucking love you</p> <p>never forget that</p>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25367365626http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25367365626Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:04:37 -0400Robert Paulson: Where you moving? Can I come with you :) 11:03 PM<br /> Me: LA 11:05 PM<br /> Robert Paulson: I am coming with you 11:17 PM<br /> Me: my fiance is really protective he would beat you up 12:31 AM<br /> Robert Paulson: Why? You hate me? 12:31 AM<br /> Me: Haha he just doesn't want other guys around me lol. 12:41 AMhttp://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25344854438http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25344854438Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:43:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54j057REf1qi6nseo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25286373752http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25286373752Sun, 17 Jun 2012 07:19:25 -0400gifboobs: no ass<br /> ass: no boobs<br /> ass and boobs: ugly face<br /> no ass, no boobs: pretty face<br /> ass, boobs, and pretty face: slut<br /> http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25265675635http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25265675635Sat, 16 Jun 2012 22:38:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5phbgZ4dL1qe8q93o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25219357808http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25219357808Sat, 16 Jun 2012 07:00:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nzshFv9b1qgqj2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fruitcakeambush.tumblr.com/post/25163520619/but-sometimes-thats-fun">fruitcakeambush</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>But…sometimes that’s fun…</p> </blockquote>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25163550005http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25163550005Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:14:18 -0400Me: *Tries not to Google celebrities*<br /> Me: Oh, fuck ithttp://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25157392649http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25157392649Fri, 15 Jun 2012 09:44:17 -0400googlecelebfuckchatdialoguejb<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5h2y5XySA1r4dzxro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25102841076http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25102841076Thu, 14 Jun 2012 14:32:57 -0400dicksilly bandRobert Paulson: Wow amazing! What a karma! We must have some kind of karma! Such a small world when the karma is on the moving! http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25086581796http://serenavg.tumblr.com/post/25086581796Thu, 14 Jun 2012 08:01:51 -0400karmachatdialoguetext